What Your Favorite SEX Position REALLY Says About You

AskMen recently published an analysis of what a man’s preferred sex position says about the man who prefers them. It’s a little bleak.

For example, your predilection toward doggy style indicates that you “have a real disdain toward women, and you try and degrade them any chance you get” — an assessment that is really kind of degrading to both men and women in and of itself.

So, rather, I’d like to provide an alternative. Here’s the breakdown of what I think your favorite way to do it really says about who you are.

Doggy Style: You’re not afraid of your wilder nature.

Cowgirl: On top — You’re comfortable with yourself.

On the bottom — You like to see everything for yourself.

Reverse Cowgirl: On the top — You’re free-spirited.

On the bottom — You’re a dude.

Spooning: You flourish when you feel secure.

Seated: On top — Just because you’re open emotionally doesn’t mean you’re needy.

On the bottom — Just because you think you deserve to be treated like a goddamn king doesn’t mean you can’t be vulnerable.

Standing in the Shower: Just because you’re efficient doesn’t mean you’re boring.

“The Piledriver”: You. Get. Sh*t. Done.

Receiving Oral: You have no problem being taken care of.

Giving Oral: You’re a hero.

Anal: If you’re the giver — You think you deserve all of the the best that life has to offer.

If you’re the receiver — you’re kind of intense.

Double Penetration: You don’t really tend to do anything half-assed, do you?

69: You have a strong sense of justice.

Standing: You’re willing to work hard to get what you want.

Up Against The Wall: You’re into instant gratification.

Missionary: You’re a serial monogamist.

Did we miss your favorite? Tell us in comments and we’ll tell you what it reveals about you!

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